Jack: Mommy! Where your pants are? You don't have any pants on!
Mommy: Mommy is wearing a dress today.
Jack (sternly): Mommy, you NEED pants on.
Mommy: No, Mommy has a dress on! Just like Katie, see? I don't wear pants with a dress.
Jack: Oh. (pause) You a princess, Mommy?
Mommy (blushing): Aww, do you think Mommy looks like a princess?
Jack (again stern): No Mommy, you supposed to say 'Thank you' now.
Mommy: Oh, ok. Thank you Jack, that made Mommy feel good.
Jack: You're welcome, Mommy. You're welcome. (pause) I want a waffle. And a banana. And toys.
He is an absolute riot. The joy they both bring me, day in and day out, is just immeasurable. I always knew being a Mommy would be awesome, but I never knew it could possibly be THIS great!